So, this weekend, Lindsey Frydman’s The Heartbeat Hypothesis had fu*ked me uuuuuup. I got so inspired by Audra living life to the fullest and completing her #DoneIt list that I decided to make my own… and I made a mistake.
Item 1 was to dye my own hair. It went about as well as you might have imagined it did. ~Walk with me~, ladies and gentlemen, through the three steps of dying your own hair with convenience store hair dye…
Step One: OPTIMISM MY DUDES
Step Two: LITERAL CRISIS BECAUSE WHAT IF I MAKE MYSELF BALD
Ok listen to me. What if I made myself bald with this? Is it supposed to burn like this, but also be cold? I have made such a mistake please help me! Please send help! OMG! I may have made a horrible mistake my cashew heeaaaad!
Step Three: SUCCESS MY DUDES?
There it is… I dyed my hair blue.
Well, correction: I TRIED to dye my hair blue. It turned out to be the color of nasty post-cotton candy shits and looks somehow green? Even though I fu*ked this up six ways to Sunday, I’m still glad that I took the plunge and tried something new, and I definitely plan to keep knocking things off of my own #DoneIt list.
And I’m gonna go balls to the wall on this adventure.
Please join me on Snapchat (entangledbooks), even if for nothing more than to watch me make a damn fool of myself trying to knock items off of my own #DoneIt list. If you have any ideas for items I should add to my list or any of your own #DoneIt list success stories, please share and tag Entangled!
I’m gonna go mourn the times where my hair didn’t look like a peacock’s as*hole~~~~.
Em is a college gal from Texas who has publicly ugly cried on three (3 !!!!!) separate occasions when confronted with puppies on campus. Her body of work includes: always drawing the card “Daniel Radcliffe’s delicious asshole” when playing Cards Against Humanity, binge-watching shows instead of studying, and consistently failing to remove vulgarity from her vocabulary. You can find her at @emilyjlindsey on Snapchat or @emlindsey on Instagram and slide on in them DMs 😉